1 00:00:01,232 --> 00:00:02,372 (ALL EXCLAIMING WITH SATISFACTION) 2 00:00:02,373 --> 00:00:03,573 Hey, Cheryl, dinner was great. 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:05,405 Absolutely, honey. 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,636 Even when you bring your B game, 5 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:08,379 it's the best meal of the week. 6 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,580 B game? 7 00:00:10,581 --> 00:00:12,642 Well, it's only Tuesday. I wanna keep you motivated. 8 00:00:12,643 --> 00:00:14,514 Oh! 9 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,745 GRACIE: Stop hitting me! RUBY: I'm not gonna stop hitting you! 10 00:00:15,746 --> 00:00:17,587 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Kids! 11 00:00:17,588 --> 00:00:20,590 For the last time, would you get out from under the table? 12 00:00:20,591 --> 00:00:23,053 Come on, listen to your mother now. Out. 13 00:00:23,054 --> 00:00:25,296 Too late to domesticate them now. They're feral. 14 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,299 Ow! One bit me! 15 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:30,731 Hey, Andy! 16 00:00:33,104 --> 00:00:36,266 All right, come on. Out. Out. Out. 17 00:00:36,267 --> 00:00:38,569 Settle down. Let's go. Out. Out. Out. 18 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:40,740 That's it. 19 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,513 Cheryl, what is happening at that school? 20 00:00:43,514 --> 00:00:45,616 I thought they were supposed to crush their spirits. 21 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:49,219 I've got to tell you, now that the kids are gone, 22 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,281 as your doctor, there's something I need to tell you. 23 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:53,684 I love it when he says "as your doctor." 24 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:57,787 You know, if you were wearing a lab coat, 25 00:00:57,788 --> 00:00:59,460 I would take you on this table right now. 26 00:01:02,293 --> 00:01:04,394 Jim, your sperm sample is due back from the lab 27 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:06,436 in a few days, and I think everything's gonna be good. 28 00:01:06,437 --> 00:01:08,357 I've got a lab coat in the car. (GASPS) Let's go. 29 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,841 As your doctor. As your doctor. 30 00:01:11,842 --> 00:01:14,304 That is such great news. We could get pregnant. 31 00:01:14,305 --> 00:01:15,475 All that work to raise your sperm count 32 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,177 is finally paying off. 33 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,179 I'm telling you, I knew that last batch was a winner. 34 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,510 You know what it was? 35 00:01:20,511 --> 00:01:23,083 It was the new magazines that I brought in did the trick. 36 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,816 That's where they went! 37 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,591 You stole my magazines! 38 00:01:31,562 --> 00:01:33,193 Good day, sir. 39 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,195 Oh! 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,529 Animals! Your kids tied my shoes together! 41 00:01:42,473 --> 00:01:44,334 CHERYL: Andy! 42 00:01:44,335 --> 00:01:46,336 Honey, just take your shoes off. 43 00:01:46,337 --> 00:01:49,109 I wouldn't give those monsters the satisfaction. 44 00:01:56,187 --> 00:01:57,617 (BOTH SHRIEKING) (LAMP BREAKS) 45 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,449 JIM: Hey... CHERYL: Oh, no! 46 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:01,891 All right, that's it. Come on. 47 00:02:01,892 --> 00:02:03,493 Upstairs. Up to bed. Come on. 48 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:04,594 What? It's still early! 49 00:02:04,595 --> 00:02:06,496 I don't care. I warned you once. 50 00:02:06,497 --> 00:02:07,627 Now go to bed. Come on. 51 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,500 Let's go. Come on. Shake a leg. 52 00:02:10,501 --> 00:02:12,533 But I love you, Daddy. 53 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:15,765 I love you, too, Kyle. 54 00:02:15,766 --> 00:02:17,437 And if you had some real tears there, 55 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,139 you might have had me. Now go. Let's go. 56 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,442 Oh, don't look at me... 57 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,674 Oh, man, would you look at this mess? 58 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:27,477 I better clean it up before the kids step in it. 59 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:29,249 Wait a minute. Huh? 60 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,221 You hear that? What? 61 00:02:31,222 --> 00:02:32,482 Exactly. 62 00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:34,484 Except for the faint sounds of our children 63 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:36,387 crying themselves to sleep, 64 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,490 it's quiet. 65 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:42,762 I think we just bought ourselves 66 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,695 two hours of free time. 67 00:02:45,796 --> 00:02:48,238 Free time? 68 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:50,170 I haven't had that since my C-section. 69 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:54,545 I mean... 70 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,378 What do I do with that? 71 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,510 Well, we can do anything we want. 72 00:03:00,511 --> 00:03:03,884 The night stretches before us like a long, long... 73 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,318 Thing. 74 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,421 Allow me to introduce you 75 00:03:11,422 --> 00:03:13,523 to an elegant evening of sitting. 76 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:14,695 (GASPS) 77 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,967 Oh... Sitting. 78 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:19,470 Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:20,631 --> 00:03:23,433 I remember this. Mm-hmm. 80 00:03:23,434 --> 00:03:28,609 Now just relax, sit back, and let the world come to us. 81 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,921 JIM: Oh, baby! 82 00:03:46,697 --> 00:03:48,398 Give it back! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 83 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:50,300 Hey, knock it off! 84 00:03:50,301 --> 00:03:53,263 Well, back to the usual mayhem. 85 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:54,705 Why can't it be last night again? 86 00:03:55,606 --> 00:03:57,467 Maybe it can. 87 00:03:57,468 --> 00:04:00,009 I say we punish them on trumped-up charges 88 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,312 and send them to bed early. 89 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,714 Honey, we can't punish them for no reason. 90 00:04:04,715 --> 00:04:06,546 They'll hate us for the rest of their lives. 91 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,319 Come on, they're gonna hate us anyway. 92 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,751 At least we'll be well rested. 93 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,623 No! 94 00:04:13,624 --> 00:04:15,725 We're just gonna have to grin and bear it till 9:00. 95 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:16,987 All right. 96 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:42,812 Daddy. Hey. 97 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,884 Can we have some cookies? 98 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:48,388 Cookies? Right before bedtime? 99 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,759 It's not bedtime. 100 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,921 It's not, huh? 101 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,564 What's that? 102 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,296 9:00. Bedtime. 103 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,068 But we just finished dinner. 104 00:04:59,069 --> 00:05:00,831 You know, it feels that way, doesn't it? 105 00:05:02,673 --> 00:05:05,074 Clocks don't lie. 106 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:07,607 Unless you think your daddy's lying. 107 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,479 You wouldn't lie. You're a grownup. 108 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,341 Exactly. 109 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:12,883 Bedtime. Come on, let's go. 110 00:05:14,385 --> 00:05:15,445 Good night! 111 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:16,516 Good night, Daddy. 112 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,688 Sweet dreams! 113 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,651 Have a very good night. 114 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:49,550 What... 115 00:05:51,522 --> 00:05:52,782 What's all this? 116 00:05:52,783 --> 00:05:53,983 This, my dear, is the beginning 117 00:05:53,984 --> 00:05:56,486 of a very romantic evening. 118 00:05:56,487 --> 00:05:57,857 Where are the kids? 119 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,761 Oh, don't worry about them. It's bedtime. 120 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,133 It's not bedtime... 121 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,466 9:00? 122 00:06:06,737 --> 00:06:07,997 That's gotta be wrong. 123 00:06:07,998 --> 00:06:10,000 Cheryl, clocks don't lie. 124 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,574 Unless you think I'm lying. 125 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,445 You are lying. 126 00:06:15,446 --> 00:06:16,607 Exactly. 127 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:25,014 A feisty merlot for the young lady? 128 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:26,886 Oh, honey. I am all for free time, 129 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,788 but you can't do this. 130 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,591 Why not? We're parents. We can do whatever we want. 131 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,624 We can serve candy for breakfast if we want. 132 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:38,397 Cheryl, Cheryl, come on, come on, come on. 133 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,500 We just found something here that might work. 134 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,971 Why throw it away? 135 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:43,803 Well, because it's wrong. 136 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,635 Oh, is it wrong, 137 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:48,538 or did we stumble on something very right? 138 00:06:48,539 --> 00:06:50,009 Hey, the kids are gonna get more sleep, 139 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,641 which is better for their brains, 140 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:53,513 better for their grades. 141 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,785 Next stop, Harvard. 142 00:06:56,787 --> 00:06:58,488 That is a very good school. 143 00:06:58,489 --> 00:06:59,789 Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:00,850 And how about last night? 145 00:07:00,851 --> 00:07:02,121 Come on, how much fun did we have? 146 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,423 Talking, laughing, 147 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,097 chatting up Andy online pretending we were a girl. 148 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,701 Hey, do you think he'll really show up 149 00:07:11,702 --> 00:07:13,062 at the top of the Sears Tower 150 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:16,035 with a red carnation in his lapel? 151 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,007 Please. We could get him to go to Omaha 152 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,139 and bring us back steaks. 153 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,111 Oh, oh, right there. 154 00:07:22,112 --> 00:07:23,813 Here? Yeah? 155 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:25,546 Yeah. Right where Kyle hangs on me. 156 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,977 (MOANING) 157 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:31,080 You know, I suppose technically 158 00:07:31,081 --> 00:07:32,823 it is 9:00 somewhere. 159 00:07:34,485 --> 00:07:36,226 I don't think that's true, but go on. 160 00:07:38,489 --> 00:07:40,690 We can only do the clock thing once in a while, 161 00:07:40,691 --> 00:07:42,592 and only when we really, really need it. 162 00:07:42,593 --> 00:07:44,764 Deal! Okay, move over. My turn. 163 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,736 My turn, my turn. Ow! Okay! 164 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,838 Right here, right here, right here, right here. 165 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:51,000 Oh, yeah. Right there. 166 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:52,471 Right where Andy hangs on me. 167 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,574 Yeah. 168 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,562 Hey. 169 00:09:27,237 --> 00:09:29,940 There's only one Sears Tower in Chicago, right? 170 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,204 Crap! 171 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:37,076 Got stood up. 172 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,347 Oh, well. 173 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,681 Maybe I'll have better luck this weekend in Omaha. 174 00:09:43,013 --> 00:09:45,114 Hey, while you're there... 175 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:47,186 Steaks? Please. 176 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,588 (LAUGHS) Well, it's almost sundown. 177 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,091 Isn't it past your kids' fake bedtime? 178 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,593 Don't knock it. It's really great. 179 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,295 It's like Cheryl and I are dating again. 180 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,797 Aw. 181 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,969 Except for I don't have to pretend to like her friends. 182 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:01,671 Since you've already driven them all away, 183 00:10:01,672 --> 00:10:03,873 it's really not an issue. 184 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,106 Hey! Tell them, tell them, tell them. 185 00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:08,938 Okay... 186 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:10,710 Ryan got the results of Jim's fertility test, 187 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,242 and someone got an A. 188 00:10:14,244 --> 00:10:16,246 Actually, 30 billion A's. 189 00:10:17,848 --> 00:10:19,719 Oh! Boy, I'd like to go back to high school 190 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,051 and throw that in their face! 191 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,895 It's exciting, isn't it? We can make a baby. 192 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,626 Yes! 193 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,999 And since you're right in the middle of Cheryl's ovulation window, you know, 194 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,260 the next 24 hours are very important, 195 00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:33,633 so I suggest you do it early and often. 196 00:10:35,205 --> 00:10:36,706 Okay, well, look, I gotta go. I'm on call, 197 00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:37,767 but I love you. Love you. 198 00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:39,239 I'll see you guys. See you, man. 199 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:41,640 Tonight's the night. 200 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,013 Yes! Is it ever. 201 00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:45,144 Hey, Dana, come here. I want to show you 202 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,146 the cutest maternity outfit I found in a catalogue. 203 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,148 Really? Yes. 204 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,021 All right, I'll just sit here making more soldiers 205 00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:53,423 to storm the gates. 206 00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:57,757 This is so exciting. 207 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,089 Hey, if you have a girl, what are you gonna name her? 208 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,160 (SIGHS) Dana... 209 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,432 Oh, that's so sweet. 210 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,764 Aw! 211 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,035 And what if it's a boy? 212 00:11:06,036 --> 00:11:07,037 Dana! 213 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,171 I love it. It works both ways. 214 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,775 Are you okay? 215 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,078 I don't think I want to have another baby. 216 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,982 Oh, my God. No little Dana? 217 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,885 But he-she is gonna be so cute. 218 00:11:26,717 --> 00:11:28,818 I'm serious. 219 00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:30,259 How are you gonna break it to Jim? 220 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,392 Don't do it in bed. That's gonna send a mixed message. 221 00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:36,465 I know. I can't tell him. 222 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,028 He really wants to have another kid. 223 00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:40,771 I don't want to have another kid. 224 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,303 Wow. 225 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,107 Man, I was really looking forward to becoming an uncle. 226 00:11:48,939 --> 00:11:51,280 You are an uncle. 227 00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:53,913 Yeah. Um... Let's just say 228 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,787 your first three chapters aren't exactly page-turners. 229 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,221 So what happened? 230 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,793 Well, these last few nights, 231 00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:05,224 spending all this time alone with Jim, 232 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,898 it's like we're a couple again. 233 00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:11,330 If we have a baby, that's over. 234 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,503 It'll be teething and diapers and 2:00 a.m. feedings. 235 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:17,107 And when she does all that stuff, she wakes me up. 236 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,112 Jim, this is a big deal. 237 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:25,214 I mean, she wants baby-making, 238 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:27,977 and she wants it tonight. 239 00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:30,279 I cannot have sex with Jim tonight. 240 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,981 You've gotta help me. 241 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,523 Don't look at me. I'm not doing it. 242 00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:38,858 No! 243 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:42,061 How do you make a guy not want to sleep with you? 244 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,393 Well, I know how I do it. 245 00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:49,399 First, I make meaningful eye contact. 246 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,872 And? 247 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,474 And nothing. That usually does the trick. 248 00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:57,476 Wait a minute. 249 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,408 How many times have I heard Cheryl say, 250 00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:02,212 "Not now. The kids are in the room"? 251 00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:05,214 That's it. 252 00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:06,986 What are you doing? Grab a clock. 253 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,188 If I can make the kids believe that it's later, 254 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,961 I can make them believe that it's earlier. 255 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:13,323 I'm gonna keep them up all night. 256 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,295 You know, in normal families, 257 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,068 they sit down and talk their problems through, 258 00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:21,932 but somehow it doesn't even come up as an option for you guys. 259 00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,381 (MACHINE GUN FIRE ON TV) 260 00:13:32,382 --> 00:13:34,543 All right, I got some soda and candy 261 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,346 for my three favorite kids. 262 00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:41,350 Hey! Wake up, wake up. Predator's on. 263 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:44,854 And Daddy asked you to keep track of the body count. 264 00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:47,196 But, Daddy, we're tired. 265 00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,199 How can you be tired? It's only 8:00. 266 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,102 Wow, the kids are still up? 267 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,464 Yeah, they're full of pep tonight. 268 00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:56,536 Hey! 269 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,039 Wow, I guess I have time to get started 270 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,271 knitting a baby blanket then. 271 00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,073 Although once those knitting needles 272 00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:06,375 are in my hands, it's hard to put them down. 273 00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:09,078 Well, you knit as long as you need to, honey. 274 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:10,220 We may have twins. 275 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:17,486 Okay, come on, come on, get up. 276 00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:18,587 Ruby, Ruby, jump rope. 277 00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:20,859 Over here. Jump rope. Exercise. 278 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,362 All right, you two, I want you to wash down 279 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,136 these chocolate-covered espresso beans with some soda. 280 00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:28,898 JIM: Good. 281 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:29,900 (SHATTERS) 282 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,501 Sorry, Daddy. 283 00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:34,374 That's all right. I hated that lamp anyway. 284 00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:38,107 So you're not sending us to bed? 285 00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,549 Hey, accidents will happen. 286 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:47,457 What about now? 287 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:53,623 Kids will be kids. 288 00:14:54,524 --> 00:14:56,026 Oh, come on! 289 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,328 Fine, fine. Go to sleep. 290 00:14:59,329 --> 00:15:01,500 Go on, go to bed if you want. 291 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,272 But just remember, 292 00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:05,204 if you can't stop thinking about that guy 293 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,676 who had his arm torn off... 294 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,340 You know where Mommy and Daddy's bed is. 295 00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:15,384 Wow, look at this mess. 296 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,048 This is gonna take me all night to untangle... 297 00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,291 Where are the kids? 298 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,653 They went to bed. 299 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:25,225 Finally. 300 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,530 Wow. So... We're alone. 301 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:36,565 Yep. I guess it's time to go ahead and make that baby. 302 00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:39,439 Hey, look who's here. Dana. 303 00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,714 What are you talking about? 304 00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:49,378 I mean, I think I hear her in the kitchen. 305 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,520 Dana! 306 00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:54,723 (FAKE SOBBING) 307 00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,186 CHERYL: Oh, no. 308 00:15:56,987 --> 00:15:58,587 (FAKE SOBBING) 309 00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,991 What's wrong? Why are you crying? 310 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,392 Ryan and I got in a fight. 311 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,034 I think the wedding might be off. 312 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:06,535 I'm so upset. 313 00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,168 And I'm crying. 314 00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:13,373 Okay. 315 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,607 Jim, I'm sorry. 316 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:21,280 Looks like an all-night gab fest for us girls. 317 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,712 Maybe you should just go to bed. 318 00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,216 I was looking forward to creating a human life, but... 319 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,758 If Dana's having a crisis. 320 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,361 God knows that never happens. 321 00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,424 Thanks for understanding. Okay. 322 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,096 Come on, Dana. 323 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,298 I hate men. I never want to talk to any of them... 324 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,470 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 325 00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:43,372 Ryan? 326 00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:44,503 You got the night off? 327 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,276 I'll be right there! Bring the lab coat! 328 00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:51,240 Dana! What about your fight? 329 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:53,483 We made up. Have fun. Hope it's a girl. 330 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,590 Ready or not, here I come. 331 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:02,652 Okay. 332 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,061 You as hot to do this as I am? 333 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,663 Hot to do what? 334 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,605 Ski? 335 00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:20,369 Oh. I'm sorry. I was kind of chilly. 336 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,741 Guess you don't find me very sexy now. 337 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,215 No, no, baby. You are always sexy. 338 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:27,317 (WHISPERS) Damn it! 339 00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,481 I am always sexy! 340 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,325 (SIGHS) 341 00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:38,158 Okay... 342 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,492 Here I come. 343 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,136 Wow. 344 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,438 All righty. 345 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,801 Good thing you did the laundry, huh? 346 00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,409 Just one sec. 347 00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:04,214 Okay. 348 00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,320 All right. 349 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,091 My skin is cold like a corpse, 350 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,494 but if you still want me... 351 00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:19,598 I do! 352 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,670 Okay! 353 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,805 Uh... 354 00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:29,439 What? 355 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,413 This has never happened to me before. 356 00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,117 I just can't answer the call. 357 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,151 What? What's wrong? 358 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,492 I don't know. 359 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,533 Maybe it's the pressure of wanting something so bad. 360 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,728 Oh, honey, don't feel bad. 361 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,432 Remember, it even happened to Coach Ditka. 362 00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:00,639 Jim? 363 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,412 I really don't feel like talking right now. 364 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:09,249 Remember how when Pinocchio lied, his nose grew? 365 00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:16,555 Ah, damn it! 366 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,786 As soon as that second sweater came off, 367 00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:19,329 there was no turning back! 368 00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:23,393 Well, honey, why did you lie? 369 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:29,399 Well, Cheryl, this is gonna be very hard for me to say, 370 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,442 but I want a divorce. 371 00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:34,673 What? 372 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,545 Okay, I don't want a divorce, 373 00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:38,678 but what I have to say now won't sound as bad. 374 00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,453 I don't think I want to have another kid. 375 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,514 You don't? 376 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,785 No, but I know you really do... 377 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,758 No, no. I don't either. 378 00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,820 Really? Yes! 379 00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,422 I thought you'd be so disappointed. 380 00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:55,324 I thought you'd be crushed. 381 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,266 That's why I didn't say anything to you, 382 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,968 because I knew it would hurt your feelings. 383 00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:01,400 Oh! 384 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,203 That is so sweet. We lied out of love. 385 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,806 Careful. Don't get too close. 386 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,538 Pinocchio's gonna turn into a real boy. 387 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,580 Oh. 388 00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:19,217 You know what happened? 389 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,850 We were spending so much time together, 390 00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:23,692 I found us again. 391 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:26,825 Yeah, I really liked us. I missed us, too. 392 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,857 Remember Cheryl and Jim who started it all? 393 00:20:28,858 --> 00:20:30,459 I know. They're fun. 394 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,860 We should have them over for dinner. 395 00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:35,003 Not dinner. You know how I feel about guests. 396 00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:36,506 (LAUGHS) 397 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:39,739 So... 398 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:41,911 It's official then, huh? 399 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,013 No more babies. 400 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,646 Guess not. 401 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,318 Wow. 402 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,380 Yeah. 403 00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:55,324 Well, that baby we've been talking about all year... 404 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:56,586 What's gonna happen to him? 405 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,360 I guess someone else will get her. 406 00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,594 Well, as long as he's got good parents like us. 407 00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:07,337 Aw... She will. 408 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,040 Hey, do you hear that? 409 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,442 What? 410 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,903 Exactly. 411 00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:16,646 It's just the two of us. 412 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,708 Let's enjoy the time while we got it. 413 00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:20,910 Oh, honey.